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My five "funny jokes" :D
07/02/2012 21:17
1) Black humour
• "Knock, knock"
- "Who is that?"
• "Your Mrs. Death"
- "F**k you!"
• "Well, I write a rectal cancer..."
2) Chuck Norris
- "Who set fire to my house?"
• (Chuck Norris) "I..., why?"
- "It burns very beautifully."
3) Somalia
- Do you know, how to eat Somalia...
My Day
18/01/2012 17:10
My day
My day start, when I get up at 6:30. I go to the bathroom in downstairs. I clean my teeth and a wash my face. Then I dress up. I wear underwear, jeans, socks, T – shirt and sweatshirt, then I use antiperspirant and perfume and I brush my hair.
I go to the kitchen and I make breakfast and...
My NEW YEAR´S resolution.
05/01/2012 18:25
My New Year´s resolution is to win a Championship of Czech Republic in rowing. It´s really hard, but I can do that I will regularly train and eat, relax and try to overcome.
Would you rather...?
05/01/2012 18:13
This is my next assigment. I must have 5 questions of "Would you rather...?". Here are:
- Would you rather have pernament smile or non-stopping tears?
- Would you rather have a gorgeous face and not-so-hot body or hot body and a not-so-gorgeus face?
- Would you rather know WHEN your going...
Christmas in Tugleys
04/01/2012 17:56
Christmas in Tugleys are other than in Czech republic. They celebrate Christmas on 12. January. People in this country decorate their house with fruits and when it they listening animal sounds. Their favourite fruit is water melon. When they decoreted their house, moms must cook "Christmas...
My words...
06/12/2011 21:30
So, this is my firs homework. It´s about words. I must invented new words. Here it is:
1) semipretty - It´s a boy/girl, who isn´t pretty, but he/she isn´t ugly. ___ [I think, I´m semiugly.]
2) pseudofriends - It´s a false friend. ( he/she is liar, fraud... he/she isn´t frank.)...
New event
30/11/2011 21:52
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