My five "funny jokes" :D

07/02/2012 21:17

1) Black humour

• "Knock, knock"

- "Who is that?"

• "Your Mrs. Death"

- "F**k you!"

• "Well, I write a rectal cancer..."

2) Chuck Norris

- "Who set fire to my house?"

• (Chuck Norris) "I..., why?"

- "It burns very beautifully."

3) Somalia

- Do you know, how to eat Somalia "ham and eggs"?

• Without ham, eggs, only with a slice of bread.

4) Facebook

(teacher) - "Please, no comments."

(student) • "But "like" I can give, right?"

5) School

- "I´ve got 5 from test, what about you?"

• "I´ve got 4..."

- "You are nerd..."